A Christmas Story
" I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"
- Ralphie in A Christmas Story
"You used up all the glue, ON PURPOSE!"-A Christmas Story
"Oh, Fudge!"-Ralphie in A Christmas Story"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."-Ralphie
"Fra-gee-lay. Must be Italian."
"What do the little piggy's say?"
"Oink. Oink. (snort, snort)"
"That's right. And how do the little piggy's eat. Show me how the piggy's eat. (laugh, snorting) Mommy's little piggy."
"You'll shoot your eye out!"-Santa
"I shot my eye out!"-Ralphie
"The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!"
"Next to me in the blackness lay my oiled blue steel beauty. The greatest Christmas gift I had ever received, or would ever receive. Gradually, I drifted off to sleep, pranging ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots."
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